• Me:

    I just cleaned out the DVR. Finally watched everything that I saved up!

  • Her:

    Cool. You didn't delete my Say Yes to the Dress marathon, right?

  • Me:

    Shit.

  • Her:

    Tell me you didn't.

  • Me:

    I did.

  • Her:

    You fucking asshole!

  • Me:

    Calm down! I fast forwarded to the end of every episode and wrote down what happens in them so that you won't have missed anything.

  • Her:

    It's not the same.

  • Me:

    Alright, season 6, episode 1. She says yes to the dress.

  • Her:

    Please stop.

  • Me:

    Season 6, episode 2. She says yes to the dress.

  • Her:

    I'm never marrying you.

  • Me:

    Season 6, episode 3. She says yes to the dress.

  • Her:

    I wish we were married so that I could divorce you.

  • Me:

    Season 6, episode 4. She says no. Just kidding, she totally says yes to the dress.

  • Her:

    Wait, did you delete all those episodes I saved of A Baby Story too?

  • Me:

    Don't worry, I took super detailed notes too. Season 9, episode 1. A baby was born.